THE BEEKEEPER 2 (2025)
Just saw the first trailer for THE BEEKEEPER 2 (2025) and I’m currently writing this from the floor because my soul got extracted
JASON STATHAM IS BACK AND HE’S NOT CLEANING HIVES ANYMORE… HE’S BURNING THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET DOWN.
That opening shot of him standing in a rain of fire, suit soaked in blood, calmly saying “You took everything… now I take the swarm” had me screaming like a grown child
30 seconds of violence so beautiful it should be illegal:
– Snaps a guy’s neck with a beehive fram
– Drives a truck through a private jet mid-takeoff
– Walks out of an exploding skyscraper while fixing his tie
– Final frame: lights a cigarette off a burning server farm and whispers “Hive’s closed forever.”
This isn’t action. This is a massacre with a British accent. John Wick saw this and started keeping bees out of fear.
2025 belongs to one bald angel of vengeance and zero survivors. I’m buying tickets in bulk and bringing flowers for the bad guys’ funerals
