COBRA 2
COBRA 2 just dropped the trailer and I’m already covered in sweat and bullet casings
HE. NEVER. LEFT.
That leather jacket, those mirror shades, that one-man-army energy; Stallone walks back in like the 80s owed him money and he came to COLLECT
30 seconds of pure mayhem:
– Flips a Lamborghini onto a helicopter
– Cuts a guy in half with a motorcycle (yes, you read that right)
– Shoots two guns while jumping off a skyscraper and still lands in slow-mo looking bored
– Final line: “I’m the cure… and you’re the disease.” *clicks shotgun* CHILLS.
This isn’t a sequel. This is a war crime filmed in 4K. John Wick saw this trailer and retired again out of respect.
2025 is gonna belong to one man, one cobra, and zero survivors. I’m buying tickets with both hands and praying for the bad guys (they’re gonna need it).
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY.
