ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL 2
ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL 2 – RISE OF ZALEM (2026) trailer just murdered me in 4K and I’m thanking it on my knees
Rosa Salazar came back SWINGING. Alita’s eyes aren’t innocent anymore; they’re pure war. When she rocket-punches through a Motorball stadium wall and screams “Zalem falls tonight,” the entire internet lost its damn mind
Christoph Waltz crying while reloading her berserker heart? Hugo’s ghost in the circuitry? Nova’s creepy smile from the sky? I’m already emotionally destroyed and it’s just the trailer.
Zalem dropping giant mechs on Iron City, hunter-warriors getting folded in half, Alita surfing a falling sky-city while slicing centurions with plasma blades longer than my life problems… this is the cyberpunk revolution we’ve been starving for since 2019
The final shot: Alita standing on a mountain of broken URM parts, rain of sparks, looking up at the sky cracking open… goosebumps for the next two years straight.
James Cameron + Robert Rodriguez said “hold our beer” and delivered the most gorgeous apocalypse ever filmed.
2026 hurry up, because Alita is coming for Zalem’s throat and I’m 100% on the wanted list.
