WALKER, TEXAS RANGER 2025
Just watched the first trailer for WALKER, TEXAS RANGER: VEN intimidation ROAD (2026) and I need a new heartbeat because mine just got roundhouse-kicked into orbit
JARED PADALECKI IS WALKER and bro fills those boots like he was born in them: hat low, fists ready, Texas stare that could melt steel. Then the screen goes quiet… boots on dirt… and CHUCK F**KING NORRIS steps out of the shadows like a living legend who never aged, just upgraded to pure menace. The theater LOST IT when Chuck says “Justice never retires, son” and hands Jared the OG Ranger badge
Explosions in the desert, bar fights that destroy entire saloons, truck chases at 120 mph through oil fields, and one scene where Chuck and Jared kick down a cartel compound together like it’s 1998 and 2026 having a baby made of pure justice
This isn’t a reboot. This is a coronation.
Old school meets new blood, and the bad guys are already writing their wills.
2026 we ride again, partners. Lock up your daughters and hide your drug lords, because when these two Rangers hit the road, vengeance doesn’t knock… it kicks the door off the hinges.
YEE-F**KING-HAW
