47 RONIN 2
47 RONIN 2 TRAILER JUST ENDED MY ENTIRE BLOODLINE IN 2 MINUTES 30 SECONDS
KEANU REEVES RIDING A GLOWING KIRIN THROUGH A BURNING CITY WHILE SLICING TENGU IN HALF?? John Wick said “sayonara” to guns and hello to katanas, and I’m on my knees pledging loyalty to this man right now!!
Tom Cruise rolling in like a chaotic samurai pirate with flintlocks and a death wish, Scarlett Johansson turning into a nine-tailed fox goddess dropping fire tsunamis in slow-mo silk, Hiroyuki Sanad.
Blood rain. Steel cherry blossoms. Lanterns exploding into demon-slaying chaos. When Keanu whispered “This time… the demons bleed” and the four legends went back-to-back against an oni army?? I actually screamed so loud the neighbors thought I was getting murdered (in the best way).
This isn’t a trailer, this is a SAMURAI APOCALYPSE and I’m volunteering as tribute. 2025 can keep everything else, just give me this masterpiece!!
