SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE (2025)
SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE (2025) JUST FROZE MY BLOOD AND THEN SET IT ON FIRE
Aatami Korpi, the one-man apocalypse (Jorma Tommila), just wanted to tear down his old house and live in peace… but peace clearly never heard of this legend. Now a psychotic Red Army commander (Stephen Lang serving pure villain ice) is hunting him across post-WWII Finland, and bro… Finland never looked so brutally beautiful
This isn’t a sequel; it’s a chainsaw to the soul.
– Frozen lakes turned into killing fields
– Improvised weapons so savage you’ll wince and cheer at the same time
– Richard Brake creeping like death’s personal butler
– Zero mercy, zero dialogue, 100% primal rage
Jalmari Helander looked at the first Sisu and said “cute… now hold my koskenkorva” and cranked the gore, the stunts, and the “HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE” moments to absolute insanity. John Wick wishes he could take this much punishment.
Two hours of pure Finnish fury that’ll leave you screaming, laughing, and googling “how to move to Finland and become unkillable.”
November 21st. Cancel your plans. Bring a jacket. You won’t feel the cold anyway; your jaw will be too busy on the floor.
10/10. Death owes this man an apology.
