SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE (2025)

SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE (2025) – The immortal Finn’s revenge tour just cranked the chaos to apocalypse levels! ★★★★★ (9/10)
Jorma Tommila’s Aatami Korpi – that stoic, unkillable prospector – hauls his war-torched family home on a creaky truck through post-WWII Finland’s frozen hell, beam by bloody beam, chasing a sliver of peace. But peace? Nah. Stephen Lang chews scenery as vodka-drenched Red Army butcher Igor Draganov, mustache maniacally as he hunts the last witness to his massacre. What follows is a cross-country demolition derby from Mad Max’s fever dreams: fighter jets slingshotting off lumber ramps, bear-trap ski slaughter-fests, and gore fountains that paint the snow crimson! Richard Brake lurks as the frostbitten enforcer, adding nightmare fuel to the slapstick savagery.

Jalmari Helander amps the original’s pulp insanity into Looney Tunes-level lunacy – John Wick politeness meets Evil Dead excess, all in 88 blistering minutes. Lang’s accent? Comedy plutonium. Stunts? Old-school insanity that demands IMAX. And that gut-punch coda? Sneaks in feels amid the body-count bonanza. 96% RT fresh, critics howling “delirium of popcorn pleasure” – Odin’s grinning at the tally. If Sisu 1 hooked you, this is the vein-bursting high. Bigger. Bloodier. Balls-to-the-wall brilliant. Grab your pickaxe – theaters are battlegrounds!