RESIDENT EVIL 8
RESIDENT EVIL 8: THE VILLAGE OF EVIL JUST TURNED MY NIGHTMARES INTO A BLOOD-SOAKED MASTERPIECE!!! MOLD YOUR MIND AROUND THIS HORROR!!
Holy crap, I’m barricaded in my bathroom with holy water and a shotgun after that screening—Ethan Winters (Karl Urban channeling pure dad-rage) storms a frozen Romanian hellhole where Lady Dimitrescu towers like a vampire skyscraper, luring you into her castle with wine that tastes like regret!
The four lords? Heisenberg’s magnet trap turns werewolves into scrap metal pinballs, Donna Beneviento’s dollhouse jumpscare had me yeet my popcorn across the row! Mother Miranda’s twist? Umbrella’s origin is a cult orgy gone nuclear, birthing Mold monsters that burrow into your soul mid-fight!
Practical gore so visceral you feel the Licker tongue whip, RE Engine visuals in IMAX make the village feel ALIVE and hungry! Rose’s cries echoing through the end? Gut-wrenching family horror meets survival panic. Capcom nailed the jump from game to screen—darker than 7, scarier than 4! 10/10, play dead or die trying!
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