ACE VENTURA 3
JUST WALKED OUT OF ACE VENTURA 3: PERDIDO EN EL TIEMPO AND I’M SPEAKING LIKE HIM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
JIM CARREY IS 63 AND STILL DOING THE ASS-TALKING THING THROUGH A T-REX MOUTH IN THE JURASSIC PERIOD. I’M DECEASED. The man got flung from Stone Age caves to Roman coliseums to a dystopian robot zoo, and every single second is PURE UNHINGED 90s ENERGY injected straight into 2025.
– Ace riding a velociraptor while screaming “ALRIGHTY THEN!”
– Butt-ventriloquism on a woolly mammoth
– Outsmarting gladiators with a sloth
– The infamous hair is now a time-travel mullet that defies physics
Courteney Cox back as Melissa trying to stay sane, Sean Young as a rival detective chasing him across centuries, and Udo Kier’s evil ferret literally causing the fall of Pompeii. I CAN’T MAKE THIS UP
It’s dumb, it’s loud, it’s politically incorrect in the best way, and I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. The theater was one giant 90s kid reunion screaming every line.
7/10 critics, 7000/10 childhoods healed.
If you ever quoted “Like a glove!” or did the Ace face… you owe it to 8-year-old you to see this RIGHT NOW.
Loooooo-ser… but now in 65 million BC
