47 RONIN 2 (2025)
47 RONIN 2 (2025) TRAILER JUST DROPPED AND HOLY SH*T THEY WENT FULL INSANE MODE
KEANU REEVES IS BACK AS KAI AND HE’S UNLEASHED — katanas spinning, kicking tengu out the sky, riding a literal KIRIN through burning Kyoto like John Wick decided to become a samurai god Tom Cruise shows up as a rogue Western ronin sailing in on a black ship, dual-wielding pistols and katana like it’s Top Gun in 1700s Japan Scarlett Johansson as a fox-spirit miko summoning nine-tail fire storms and slicing demons in slow-mo, looking like the most dangerous woman alive And HIROYUKI SANADA as Lord Oishi leading the 47 Ronin charge? Pure honor, pure vengeance, pure LEGEND.
The visuals? Kyoto forests crawling with yokai, floating lanterns exploding into battles, blood rain, cherry blossoms mixed with steel — every frame is a painting that wants to murder you. When Keanu whispers “This time… the demons bleed” and the four legends stand back-to-back as a thousand oni charge — the theater straight-up ROARED.
They didn’t just make a sequel. They made a samurai fever dream on steroids.
2025 is about to get slashed to pieces.
7/10? Nah, this is a chaotic 11/10 masterpiece.
