PREDATOR 6
JUST GOT OUT OF PREDATOR 6: SANDS OF ANUBIS AND I’M STILL SWEATING BLOOD IN THE THEATER SEAT
ARNOLD. IS. BACK. AT 77, SCHWARZENEGGER JUST BODY-SLAMMED A 9-FOOT PREDATOR THROUGH A 4000-YEAR-OLD PYRAMID AND SCREAMED “GET TO DA CHOPPA… AGAIN!” I LOST MY VOICE CHEERING
Then you add DWAYNE JOHNSON ripping off a Predator’s jaw with his bare hands, MICHAEL B. B. JORDAN outsmarting cloaked hunters like it’s Creed in the desert, and TOM HARDY growling one-liners while dual-wielding plasma casters… this cast is ILLEGAL
The Egyptian desert setting? GENIUS. Predators popping out of sandstorms, ancient traps, underground tombs turning into slaughterhouses, and the new Predator designs are straight nightmare fuel. That final 20-minute showdown inside the Sphinx had the entire theater screaming like we were the ones getting skinned.
This isn’t a reboot. This isn’t a cash grab. This is the most BRUTAL, TESTOSTERONE-FUELED, BEAUTIFUL love letter to the 1987 classic ever made.
5/5. My soul left my body and is now hunting with the tribe.
If it bleeds… we ALL bled tonight
